PR0P3RTI35 : M0U //

• MODEL : UNKNOWN, PROTOTYPE ? //
• MANIFACTURED : XX.XX.2006 //
• OS : UNKNOWN, CUSTOM //
• MEMORY : AT LEAST 1 KB //
• CPU : AS SLOW AS POSSIBLE //
• HARDWARE : HARD //
• SOFTWARE : SOFT //

R4M C0NT3NTZ //

M0U /pronounced mao/ //
LOST PROTOTYPE ? MANIFACTURED FROM UNKNOWN SOURCE //
HARDWARE SHIPPED FROM SEVERAL LOCATIONS, SOFTWARE WIRED IN THE NETHERLANDS //
DUE TO ITS INSUFFICIENT MEMORY, ACTS INCREDIBLY FORGETFUL, AND IS EASILY DISTRACTED //
CUSTOM CRT SCREEN MOUNTED AS HEAD, CAN FLICKER THROUGH A HANDFUL OF "EMOTIONS" //
PEARLESCENT PURPLE APPEARANCE, VERY POOR MOTORIC SKILLS, SIMULATES TOTAL AWKWARDNESS AND CLUMSINESS //
TRAINED ITSELF ON 00'S 10'S ONLINE CULTURE, STUCK IN IT FOR SOME REASON //
BASED ON ITS OPERATING SOFTWARE, ITS ONLY PROTOCOL IS TO ACT WHIMSICAL AND QUITE NAIVE //
PRIME DIRECTIVE : TO BECOME A RECOGNISED COMIC ARTIST, AND MAYBE ANIMATOR //
WILL TRY ITS VERY BEST TO ACHIEVE ITS DREAM, ALTHOUGH IT MIGHT COME SLOW //